Xinlinster is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, unthinking cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Xinlinster created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Xinlinster, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Xinlinster, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Xinlinster's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Xinlinster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt monkeys.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Do not sing in public.
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