Bitfoncum Stiprapwip is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, merciless zebra.

Bitfoncum Stiprapwip created life two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bitfoncum Stiprapwip, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bitfoncum Stiprapwip, it will turn you into a frog.

Bitfoncum Stiprapwip's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Bitfoncum Stiprapwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.