Hadgilmip is a god.
She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, caring
chicken.
Hadgilmip created the Virgo Supercluster six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hadgilmip, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Hadgilmip, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Hadgilmip's most sacred site is Dimson in England.
Hadgilmip's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Do not bounce in public.
4. Always help sick grasshopers.
5. Never eat bark.