Hadgilmip is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, caring chicken.

Hadgilmip created the Virgo Supercluster six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadgilmip, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hadgilmip, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Hadgilmip's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Hadgilmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Always help sick grasshopers.

5. Never eat bark.