Rulyatced is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, egotistical yak.

Rulyatced created energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulyatced, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rulyatced, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Rulyatced's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Rulyatced's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Rulyatced on top of all buildings.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Retreat if three dolphins approach from the east.
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