Quimdapbemgun is a god.
She takes the form of a very thin, prudent
rat.
Quimdapbemgun created an electron four years ago.
If you believe in
Quimdapbemgun, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Quimdapbemgun, she will destroy your home planet.
Quimdapbemgun's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.
Quimdapbemgun's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about comets.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Quimdapbemgun loves gulls, so they must be honoured.
4. Do not speak about grapes.
5. Never eat lemons.