Watbadfob is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, almighty cat.

Watbadfob created the Andromeda Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Watbadfob, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Watbadfob, he will remove you from existence.

Watbadfob's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Watbadfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. You must never eat cucumbers.

5. Never look in ponds.