Zedzakjig is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, sapient donkey.

Zedzakjig created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedzakjig, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zedzakjig, it will turn you into a hamster.

Zedzakjig's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Zedzakjig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zedzakjig.

4. Put Zedzakjig first in all things.

5. Do not covet oxen.
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