Lenlimweecem is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unfair dingo.

Lenlimweecem created the planet Mars three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenlimweecem, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lenlimweecem, she will jump up and down on your head.

Lenlimweecem's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Lenlimweecem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always treat shrews with great respect.

3. Run away if three monkeys approach from the north.

4. Do not kill mice.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.