Mipbestsidyogkon is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, merciless mink.

Mipbestsidyogkon created time and space seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipbestsidyogkon, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mipbestsidyogkon, he will torture you forever.

Mipbestsidyogkon's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Mipbestsidyogkon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never wear shirts.