Zangutlam Sandcadnib is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, caring hare.

Zangutlam Sandcadnib created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zangutlam Sandcadnib, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zangutlam Sandcadnib, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Zangutlam Sandcadnib's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Zangutlam Sandcadnib's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Worship no other gods but Zangutlam Sandcadnib.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Zangutlam Sandcadnib loves mites, so they must be honoured.