Quamjabkinjinflyhud is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, emotional lion.

Quamjabkinjinflyhud created an up quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quamjabkinjinflyhud, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Quamjabkinjinflyhud, he will turn you into a rock.

Quamjabkinjinflyhud's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Quamjabkinjinflyhud's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six hamsters approach from the east.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never wear shoes.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Do not trade with those who eat onions.