Natmifhin is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, moody alligator.

Natmifhin created a photon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Natmifhin, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Natmifhin, she will turn you into a sheep.

Natmifhin's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Natmifhin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Put Natmifhin first in all things.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.