Midkarbog is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, tranquil lizard.

Midkarbog created carbon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Midkarbog, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Midkarbog, he will throw large rocks at you.

Midkarbog's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Midkarbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not hurt sheep.