Hamdunyarl is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, benevolent alligator.

Hamdunyarl created humankind seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hamdunyarl, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hamdunyarl, it will turn you into a worm.

Hamdunyarl's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Hamdunyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Hamdunyarl must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Hamdunyarl loves seals, so they must be respected.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hamdunyarl.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.