Kopsisxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, irritating bat.

Kopsisxuck created parasitic wasps six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopsisxuck, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kopsisxuck, he will turn you into a worm.

Kopsisxuck's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Kopsisxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never eat green fruit.