Nan is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, pitiless camel.

Nan created the Milkyway two million years ago.

If you believe in Nan, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nan, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Nan's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Nan's Holy Commandments

1. Put Nan first in all things.

2. Never wear mauve scarves.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not dye your hair green.

5. Pray towards the west.