Limlikcap is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, weak fox.

Limlikcap created matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limlikcap, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Limlikcap, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Limlikcap's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Limlikcap's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Never write about moons.