Sagfemfly is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, humorless donkey.

Sagfemfly created an up quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagfemfly, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sagfemfly, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Sagfemfly's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Sagfemfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never bounce in the presence of tapirs.

3. Do not take Sagfemfly's name in vain.

4. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

5. Hide from cyan pigs for they are unholy.