Sidmonmif Renstiknil is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, vain turtle.

Sidmonmif Renstiknil created vertebrates seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidmonmif Renstiknil, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sidmonmif Renstiknil, it will refuse to believe in you.

Sidmonmif Renstiknil's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Sidmonmif Renstiknil's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never talk about doves.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Run away from red horses, for they are unholy.