Sidmonmif Renstiknil is a god.
It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, vain
turtle.
Sidmonmif Renstiknil created vertebrates seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sidmonmif Renstiknil, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Sidmonmif Renstiknil, it will refuse to believe in you.
Sidmonmif Renstiknil's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.
Sidmonmif Renstiknil's Holy Commandments1. Never look in ponds.
2. Never talk about doves.
3. Never think about asteroids.
4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.
5. Run away from red horses, for they are unholy.