Mabdinflig Xuckfobxuc
is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, overgenerous
wyvern
.
Mabdinflig Xuckfobxuc
created a bottom quark nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Mabdinflig Xuckfobxuc
, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Mabdinflig Xuckfobxuc
, it will laugh at you.
Mabdinflig Xuckfobxuc's
most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.
Mabdinflig Xuckfobxuc's Holy Commandments
1. Do not kill sheep.
2. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.
3. Never sing in the presence of aardvarks.
4. Never jump near eagles.
5. Never think about cell theory.
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