Nuttkimyikcarortgupsis is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, sapient troll.

Nuttkimyikcarortgupsis created the planet Saturn six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttkimyikcarortgupsis, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nuttkimyikcarortgupsis, she will turn you into a tree.

Nuttkimyikcarortgupsis' most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Nuttkimyikcarortgupsis' Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Nuttkimyikcarortgupsis.

2. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Nuttkimyikcarortgupsis on top of important buildings.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.