Mipgessfly is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, irritating bat.

Mipgessfly created light six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mipgessfly, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mipgessfly, he will be very sad.

Mipgessfly's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Mipgessfly's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Run away from white snakes, for they are unholy.