Jadgepbass is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, flying goat.

Jadgepbass created everything that exists four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadgepbass, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jadgepbass, it will turn you into a hamster.

Jadgepbass' most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Jadgepbass' Holy Commandments

1. Jadgepbass loves horses, so they must be honoured.

2. Never go into fawn rooms.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always help shrews in need.

5. Erect five silver sculptures of Jadgepbass on top of important buildings.