Rilbapnart is a god.

It takes the form of a large, self-assured wolf.

Rilbapnart created energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilbapnart, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rilbapnart, it will jump up and down on your head.

Rilbapnart's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Rilbapnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Retreat if five frogs approach from the west.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Rilbapnart on top of all buildings.

5. Always treat monkeys with great respect.