Arpfebbif Cadsidwabtag
is a god.
He takes the form of a large, resourceful
guinea pig
.
Arpfebbif Cadsidwabtag
created the planet Saturn seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Arpfebbif Cadsidwabtag
, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Arpfebbif Cadsidwabtag
, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Arpfebbif Cadsidwabtag's
most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.
Arpfebbif Cadsidwabtag's Holy Commandments
1. Never think about comets.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Never talk about gravity.
4. Hide from purple badgers for they are unholy.
5. Never wear indigo trousers.
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