Larparphongupbudmotnurbug is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, almighty wasp.

Larparphongupbudmotnurbug created energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larparphongupbudmotnurbug, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Larparphongupbudmotnurbug, he will turn you into a dog.

Larparphongupbudmotnurbug's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Larparphongupbudmotnurbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. You must never eat bread.

3. Hide from white nematodes for they are unholy.

4. Foxes are not to be trusted.

5. Never pour water over plants.