Fossmigwig is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, benevolent pig.

Fossmigwig created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fossmigwig, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fossmigwig, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Fossmigwig's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Fossmigwig's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Fossmigwig.

2. Erect five carbon sculptures of Fossmigwig on top of important buildings.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.