Pangfarndut Komgedsasraknulgud is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-assured dingo.

Pangfarndut Komgedsasraknulgud created viruses two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangfarndut Komgedsasraknulgud, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pangfarndut Komgedsasraknulgud, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Pangfarndut Komgedsasraknulgud's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Pangfarndut Komgedsasraknulgud's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not cook food in pots.