Arnril is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthoughtful centaur.

Arnril created Europe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Arnril, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Arnril, he will refuse to believe in you.

Arnril's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Arnril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never wear black ear rings.

5. Never think about galaxies.