Yimhomrow is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, awe-inspiring armadillo.

Yimhomrow created Asia six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimhomrow, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yimhomrow, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Yimhomrow's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Yimhomrow's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Yimhomrow.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not listen to music.