Limbesthan Tonkmanarf is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, staggering warg.

Limbesthan Tonkmanarf created the Sun six million years ago.

If you believe in Limbesthan Tonkmanarf, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Limbesthan Tonkmanarf, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Limbesthan Tonkmanarf's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Limbesthan Tonkmanarf's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black sheep, for they are unholy.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Do not listen to music.