Konfetnat is a god.

It takes the form of a small, fast hippopotamus.

Konfetnat created everything that exists six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Konfetnat, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Konfetnat, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Konfetnat's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Konfetnat's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not take Konfetnat's name in vain.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Konfetnat.

4. Do not kill turtles.

5. Never hurt tapirs.