Hapwipraw is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, egotistical squirrel.

Hapwipraw created light two years ago.

If you believe in Hapwipraw, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hapwipraw, he will try to impress you with trees.

Hapwipraw's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Hapwipraw's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Do not speak about beans.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.