Funvogsabcabhog is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, dishonest dingo.

Funvogsabcabhog created carbon four years ago.

If you believe in Funvogsabcabhog, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Funvogsabcabhog, it will ignore you.

Funvogsabcabhog's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Funvogsabcabhog's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple snakes, for they are unholy.

2. Always help sick grasshopers.

3. Always help frogs.

4. Always help nematodes in need.

5. Do not take Funvogsabcabhog's name in vain.