Artsabxem is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, pitiless fly.

Artsabxem created the Milkyway six million years ago.

If you believe in Artsabxem, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Artsabxem, he will turn you into a puffin.

Artsabxem's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Artsabxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Hide from gray foxes for they are unholy.

4. Never mention mice.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.