Vinvenbin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, awesome wyrm.

Vinvenbin created the planet Mars seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinvenbin, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Vinvenbin, he will destroy your home solar system.

Vinvenbin's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Vinvenbin's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Hide from fawn aardvarks for they are unholy.

4. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.