Kanyiklit is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, overgenerous owl.

Kanyiklit created silver five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kanyiklit, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kanyiklit, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Kanyiklit's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Kanyiklit's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry dolphins.

2. Never skip near horses.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kanyiklit.

4. You must never eat garlic.

5. Do not hurt squirrels.