Ominjatbus is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, confident coyote.

Ominjatbus created a strange quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominjatbus, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ominjatbus, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Ominjatbus' most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Ominjatbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Never skip near ants.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.