Genfutkem is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, grumpy pigeon.

Genfutkem created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Genfutkem, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Genfutkem, he will turn you into a rock.

Genfutkem's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Genfutkem's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Never eat pineapples.

4. Genfutkem must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.