Nadflanaf is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonourable fly.

Nadflanaf created the cosmos five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadflanaf, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nadflanaf, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Nadflanaf's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Nadflanaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured otters.

2. Always help sick frogs.

3. Do not drink water in red rooms.

4. You must never eat melons.

5. Do not take Nadflanaf's name in vain.