Looplargjab Pibmipveggigpagstipgudzen is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, emotional pigeon.

Looplargjab Pibmipveggigpagstipgudzen created the Andromeda Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Looplargjab Pibmipveggigpagstipgudzen, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Looplargjab Pibmipveggigpagstipgudzen, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Looplargjab Pibmipveggigpagstipgudzen's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Looplargjab Pibmipveggigpagstipgudzen's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always help seals in need.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never hurt frogs.

5. Never eat bark.