Hudbutbeggan is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, humane rhinoceros.

Hudbutbeggan created an up quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hudbutbeggan, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hudbutbeggan, he will ignore you.

Hudbutbeggan's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Hudbutbeggan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Never eat lemons.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not covet oxen.