Cap is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, humane shark.

Cap created the Sunflower Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cap, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cap, it will not care at all.

Cap's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Cap's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Cap's priests.

2. Never mention seals.

3. Always help sick ducks.

4. Erect six carbon sculptures of Cap on top of important buildings.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Cap.