Tadrilrot is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, amazing naga.

Tadrilrot created light two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tadrilrot, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tadrilrot, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Tadrilrot's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Tadrilrot's Holy Commandments

1. Gulls are not to be trusted.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Feed all hungry birds.

5. Do not eat nuts.