Nillbamvig is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fussy wyrm.

Nillbamvig created an electron seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nillbamvig, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nillbamvig, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Nillbamvig's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Nillbamvig's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.