Bodveenomin is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, proud fox.

Bodveenomin created an up quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodveenomin, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bodveenomin, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Bodveenomin's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Bodveenomin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick great tits.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. You must love Bodveenomin.

4. Run away from brown sheep, for they are unholy.

5. Do not laugh in public.