Piglibyogxucksogkengepkim is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, sage toad.

Piglibyogxucksogkengepkim created a strange quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Piglibyogxucksogkengepkim, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Piglibyogxucksogkengepkim, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Piglibyogxucksogkengepkim's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Piglibyogxucksogkengepkim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always obey Piglibyogxucksogkengepkim's priests.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Never eat parsnips.

5. Always take life seriously.