Dumyamcitsak Rawkemlip is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, tiresome fly.

Dumyamcitsak Rawkemlip created Europe three million years ago.

If you believe in Dumyamcitsak Rawkemlip, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dumyamcitsak Rawkemlip, it will be very unhappy.

Dumyamcitsak Rawkemlip's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Dumyamcitsak Rawkemlip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Hide if seven sharks approach from the north.

4. You must never eat pineapples.

5. Run away if four dogs approach from the south.