Weecutgub is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, all-knowing newt.

Weecutgub created an atom seven million years ago.

If you believe in Weecutgub, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Weecutgub, it will turn you into a tree.

Weecutgub's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Weecutgub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

5. Do not chop down trees.