Vonkgambam Yikwodkan is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, contented bat.

Vonkgambam Yikwodkan created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Vonkgambam Yikwodkan, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vonkgambam Yikwodkan, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Vonkgambam Yikwodkan's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Vonkgambam Yikwodkan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not drink alcohol.